nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.”

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

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youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water.

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

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The Seven Shittiest Sins
  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit
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thefrogman:

I felt sorry for this polar bear so I made him look cooler. 

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andivictoria:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized


here’s my sister:

image

here’s my other sister:

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and here’s me

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fl0ats: wtfhi: I HAD TO OMFG Omfg crying

fl0ats:

wtfhi:

I HAD TO OMFG

Omfg crying

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